Ever read those quotes on the front of book covers, where some fabulously famous author declares the book to be so fabulous as well that you simply must have it?
Every time I see that, I just think…how the hell did they DO that??
I mean, does the publisher go to Fabulous Author and ask them to read it? Does the author, who is never as fabulous as Fabulous Author, the one who contacts them and asks/grovel/begs for a read and quote?
And really, how does that conversation go?
Dear Fabulous Author,
I love your work. You’ve inspired me so much. I’ve written this new book, which is in your genre, and I was hoping you could take a look at it and allow me to quote your opinion so I can capitalize on your name and people who love you might consider loving me. Oh, and if you see anything even faintly reminiscent of your famous books, it’s not intentional. I just love you. Oh, and can you get that to me in a few weeks, my publisher is waiting.
Thanks!
And what is it like for the Fabulous Author reading this. You know, between emails from her editor asking for her next three proposals, galleys and how are her current edits, will she have those in on time? to a few fan letters to her notes on her next book and the ten thousand words she has to get done that day. Why wouldn’t she look at this letter and roll her eyes and decide that this is the dumbest, most presumptuous person ever.
I mean, clearly, the requesting author would be way more classy (God, I hope) and respectful, but reading between the lines, that’s what it comes down to.
The reason I ask, of course, is because I’m considering doing some of this begging and I’d really like to not upset the Fabulous author whom I admire, lol.
Any thoughts? Any Fabulous Authors who’ve gotten these letters? How do you see it when they come?
Dee